Ya Got Me

Saddle shoes.

I don't know what it is about them, but they are a huge turn on.

I know I'm OSing...

But THESE are magical and classy and will wear with ANYTHING.

SOLD.

This woman...

married the Eiffel Tower.

I'm not making this up....

She is part of a small group of people who call themselves OBJECTUM SEXUALS.

One problem with the marriage, in her words...

"This issue of intimacy - or lack of it - is forever present."

Her legal name, Erika La Tour Eiffel

BTW - The woman who coined the term OS has been married to the Berlin Wall for over 30 years.

The Dopel Gang

I know it's NEVER good to poke fun at something that is out of a person's control,

but I feel like somebody has to be the one to notice, or at least ask,

wouldn't the dopelganger of this guy be a thumb?

Alone?

Some of you sent me messages asking my opinion about my last post.

Your comments and messages make the writing part fun....

It's not all that logical to think we are the ONLY intelligent life in the galaxy.

That would take a massive amount of blind belief that there is a God who CHOSE just this place to get his "God-Boogy" on. I'm not buyin that.

There's someone out there. And maybe they are baddest zombie creatures we could imagine and it would suck if we found them.

Maybe they are light years behind us, throwin stones at each other.

What I do know is that even if everything about them is different, they have to share the same two things we all need in order to not wanna die.

Someone to love, and somethin to look forward to.

Let THAT soak in....

I'm not even high.

Distant Worlds

This is the most important image ever taken by humanity.

The image contains an estimated 10,000 galaxies.

It is the deepest we've ever looked into space, at a distance of 13 billion light years. Or, to put it another way, looking back approximately 13 billion years.

It is an echo of time, which makes, and you can see why, unlocking the secrets of the universe or, something like life on other planets, perplexing.

But this we know...ALL of everything (alive or not) is subject to the universal law. Think of everything not as existing randomly, but as things existing because of these immutable laws of nature.

There are...........

100 billion stars in the galaxy
100 billion galaxies in the universe
100 billion neurons in your brain
and each of those neurons have 100 billion atoms.

See a pattern?

And if out of the 100 billion galaxies, 1% can support life, leaving 1 million planets with the raw goods to produce life. And if 1% of those planets have ACTUALLY produced intelligent life, that means there are 10,000 other planets out there with some kind of civilization.

Amazing! And it makes my mind hurt a little.

I'm wondering what you think? Let your imagination wander......and wonder.

Are we alone?

Big Problems

The big four story container didn't work. The one they were gonna slide over the leak, then pump the oil from the top of it into tanker boats.

Now they're talking about STUFFING GARBAGE into the valve!

Then today, video was released showing that this oil spill is FAR and BEYOND the numbers that were originally released by BP. This thing is getting worse and worse.

Oil is flooding into the Gold Coast at one Exxon Valdez tanker every four days. 2.5 Million gallons A DAY! I’m wondering if maybe it isn’t time to pull out all the stops, call up Doc Brown and Marty Mcfly, and have them stick a Flux fuckin Capacitor down there.

This is a NIGHTMARE.