Ardi-ficial Intelligence

This is Ardi. She is over four million years old.

It’s spectacular that we ever found her. And from the drawing, this 110 pound beauty woulda been on my list of hottest Hominids ever.

I totally woulda taken her out for a Brontosaurus Burger.

On a side note…. HOW does anyone believe the Earth is only 10,000 years old?

I’m serious. I know lots of beautiful religious folks who don't think that. Please explain how you can just “turn this off”.

I’m a fan of what religion does for people and filling lonliness gaps, and helping people to strive to be of service. But there is no denying that the Bible is wrong scientifically.

On a second side note.... It's getting harder and harder to have a well-rounded opinion using the same old one-sided ideas. Science needs some Spirituality, and Spirituality needs some Science.

Now back to Ardi.

Is there a way we coulda done a light wax?

Holy Boat!!!!

I was goin over the Noah’s Ark story again.

The flood’s comin. God isn’t happy. Wants to start over.

DO-OVER!!!!!

Tells this Noah cat to get two of every living thing on a boat.

Which is right where I begin to lose it…

Scientists have been busy recording species for the past EONS cataloging some 20,000 species of fish, 6,000 species of reptiles, 9,000 birds, 6,000 amphibians, and about 6,000 known species of mammals. And, although there are a million named species of insects, there’s probably another million waiting to be discovered and named. And without the convenience of jumpin on a round-the-world flight to gather up monkeys and frogs and mosquitoes, Noah is forced to rely on his Fred Flinstone car to get around. And he’s gotta work fast, flood's comin. Unless, of course Noah really did live to be 500 years old.

OR, if the Bible meant only “kinds” as in a “dog” or a “gorilla”, that would imply a certain evolutionary advantage in order to CREATE the genetic diversity of life we have now. Which we know isn’t a favored opinion among Creationists. Man, this is getting confusing.

So…

To be fair let’s knock out the fish and the birds, and half the reptiles and amphibians… some of those cats can live in salt water.

That’s 1,012,000

TIMES TWO.

2,024,000.

That’s a BIG BOAT NOAH!!!!!

Beauty-Full

The beauty of life is this simple.

It’s Sunday night. You are in your kitchen. The radio is on. And a song comes on that just absolutely DEMANDS the respect of you grabbin the broom and layin fingers to thin wood in tribute.

For a second ALL is right with the planet.

Moments. Every day. All the time.

Let’s find them shall we?

Tell someone you love about the perfection of who they are.