Holy Boat!!!!

I was goin over the Noah’s Ark story again.

The flood’s comin. God isn’t happy. Wants to start over.

DO-OVER!!!!!

Tells this Noah cat to get two of every living thing on a boat.

Which is right where I begin to lose it…

Scientists have been busy recording species for the past EONS cataloging some 20,000 species of fish, 6,000 species of reptiles, 9,000 birds, 6,000 amphibians, and about 6,000 known species of mammals. And, although there are a million named species of insects, there’s probably another million waiting to be discovered and named. And without the convenience of jumpin on a round-the-world flight to gather up monkeys and frogs and mosquitoes, Noah is forced to rely on his Fred Flinstone car to get around. And he’s gotta work fast, flood's comin. Unless, of course Noah really did live to be 500 years old.

OR, if the Bible meant only “kinds” as in a “dog” or a “gorilla”, that would imply a certain evolutionary advantage in order to CREATE the genetic diversity of life we have now. Which we know isn’t a favored opinion among Creationists. Man, this is getting confusing.

So…

To be fair let’s knock out the fish and the birds, and half the reptiles and amphibians… some of those cats can live in salt water.

That’s 1,012,000

TIMES TWO.

2,024,000.

That’s a BIG BOAT NOAH!!!!!